I received the following from a young lady customer with a sense of humor:

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.  Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

saw that on another forum last year.  i forgot till i got to the punchline.


damn thats funny and i wish i could have someone ask me that.   but ...............

I don't think I could keep a straight face trying to tell someone that.

Welcome to KCZUKS, CJW!

Well, one thing's for sure, you certainly get war receptions around here.   

Cameron

 Welcome to the nut house man.

I kept a straight face while doing it last year in wal-mart , also sit down on a bench in the dressing room and made all kinds of obnoxious noises. finally yelled out there was no tollit paper in there, should been there for that one. I meet security    then I scared the piss off them